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Quotable Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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It’s been 20 years (!) since Buffy the Vampire Slayer was brought onto our screens, making us laugh and cry all at the same time. So to celebrate here is a few quotes from my all time favourite show. Enjoy and add any of your own favourite quotes from the series in the comments below.

Xander: “I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away.”

(The Witch)

Angelus:  “Dear Buffy. I’m still trying to decide the best way to send my regards.

Spike: “Why don’t you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression.

Angelus: Lacks… poetry.

Spike: It doesn’t have to. What rhymes with lungs?

(Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered)

Cordelia: Buffy. You’re really campaigning for bitch-of-the-year, aren’t you?

Buffy: As defending champion, you nervous?

(When She Was Bad)

Xander: No one is judging you. It’s understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sorta compact but well-muscled.

Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike! But I’m starting to think that you might be!

(Intervention)

Cordelia: (To Harmony) You’re a sheep. All you ever do is what everyone else does just so you can say you did it first. And here I am, scrambling for your approval, when I’m way cooler than you are ’cause I’m not a sheep. I do what I wanna do, and I wear what I wanna wear. And you know what? [Xander smiles] I’ll date whoever the hell I wanna date. No matter how lame he is. [Xander stops smiling]

(Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered)

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